Thursday, July 3, 2008
Everyone Wants To Shine Off The NBA Finals……Literally
Okey, now to the good stuff. Ive never been the type of fan to complain about referees. I figure theyre human and are prone to make mistakes. However last night the referees were leaning so far toward the Celtics they might as well just put on Celtic green themselves and joined the fans in the crowd. The free throw discrepency(38-10 C’s) should say enough but theres more. Leon Powe shot more free throws than the entire Laker squad and that’s unacceptable. Now don’t confuse that as an excuse for the horrendous defense the lakers played or the fact that the role players disappeared from view. I mean they were so soft inside I sort of wished we had Kwame Brown back(I don’t really mean that it was a moment of anger).
Now ive never really believed that David Stern was fixing games, but im starting to get skeptical. Now hear me out on this. Lets say the Lakers win all 3 at home and go back to Boston up 3-2. Now Boston wins Game 6 and forces Game 7, how much does the NBA stand to earn from a Lakers/Celtics Game 7 on national television(answer anybody c’mon it’s a daily double ).
My point is that everyone wants to be seen in this year’s finals and the refs were noticed last night. Im trusting Phil Jackson to make adjustments. Kobe has to penetrate and dish because that’s how the rest of the team is effective.Also less fadeways would be nice, lets go into the defender not away from them.
Very Funny...Not!
Let's get one thing straight - I love the NBA. I mean truly love the game. I watch as many games in hi-def as my life allows and I have the astronomical DirecTV bill to prove it. I've witnessed 95% of all LeBron's games as a Cav and I can count the number of Laker games I've missed on one hand since moving to L.A. in 1990. I surf the tube nightly for the best games and always find at least one game in each time zone worth watching.
The Association has the world's best players competing at the highest level in the universe but the networks (ABC, ESPN, TNT) are slowly trying to kill the game because as the NBA playoffs heat up, the broadcasts cool off and the coverage gets worse and worse. And their over commercialism has been going on for years. Especially after Rupert's FOX came into existence and the Mickey Mouse led Mouseketeers bought ESPN.
Don't get me wrong, there's still some great broadcasters, announcers, color commentators, and personalities out there like Hubie Brown, Dick Stockton, Doris Burke, Ernie Johnson, Kenny Smith, Steven A. Smith, Charley Barkley, Bill Walton, Mike Tirico, and tons of others but more and more each season the lazy, money-grubbing, corporate networks seem to be trying to ruin the game.
The proof is in the pudding.
Try and make sense of the discombobulated out-of-sequence replays or ignore the endless mind numbing promos for their mostly unwatchable and ridiculous programs. Or just try understanding their dizzying distracting graphics, which usually have nothing to do with the action on the floor, and hardly ever make any sense.
Secretly, I think the big wig network execs hate and resent the league (just like the corporate newsies hate Obama) because the fact is sports (and now politics) are dominated by African American men and almost always beat out their pitiful mostly white counter programming in the ratings (or elections).
They can't resist the profitability of the NBA and sorry Hillary, McBush, and all you corporate newsies - ya'll nothin' but straight playa hate'n. Period.
During the regular season and early rounds of the playoffs, local broadcasters are contractually still allowed to show road games to regional audiences and their coverage of the games are actually telecast as real sporting events. The games aren't just an entertaining marketing ploy to get more eyeballs and exposure for more lame ass crappy network programing.
TNT is the least guilty network but lately they've fallen into the transparent practice of making broadcasters such as the talented, cool, entertaining, and former NBA great Reggie Miller to say, "very funny," after in-game spots for TNT's line-up of buffoonerish sitcoms masked as passable comedies. Gimme a break. Have you seen any of these shows Reggie? Please.
As Charles Barkley says, they're "turrr-ble."
By far the worst culprit is ABC, which by the way stands for Anything But Color. What ever happened to all the black characters on Lost? Why have they all disappeared off the island or suddenly died? And where's George Lopez? Hmmm. I wonder... But I digress.
Empty talking heads, like the daffiest of them all Mike Breen, act as if the game is an interruption. ABC places two-bit actors in the audience so they can be shown sitting courtside then Jeff 'Beetlejuice' Van Gundy works them into the 'conversation.' Man, I'm so sick of network company men and their greedy resentful sponsors pimping out the game that I love so dearly. I swear, I'd pay very good money just NOT to hear them blabber on about another season finale of Dancing with the Stars or the premieres of The Mole and The Bachlorette. Who watches this crap?
Another big beef about NBA coverage on ABC is their mistimed replays and overuse of strange camera angles, including the Floorcam and Skycam angles used throughout its coverage. If I wanted to see the game at some crazy angle from nosebleed seats I'd go to the game and sit in the rafters.
The networks are also more concerned about getting reaction shots of celebrities like Eva Longoria, Jack Nickolson, and David Beckham than showing the games. I can sort of understand Jack, he's a Laker lifer. And Eva, married to Tony Parker, is pretty hot. But Becks? Come on already. He can't even get the L.A. Galaxy to win two soccer matches in a row. He should be out practicing or at least home boffing Posh Spice. Although I wouldn't mind seeing her up close on the Poshcam... Zing!
Oh no... I might get to see an actual replay of a critical play in sequence. I might be able to tell if the ref's call was legit or not. Maybe they are covering for corrupt refs but we'll never know. They won't show us the evidence. If they would cover the game more closely and show us then there's no doubt. Maybe that's what their afraid of. Maybe we'd get to see really why Rasheed's always so pissed off. But that doesn't matter 'cause - its time for more promos and graphics.
Here's a solution. Can you say pay-per-view? I'd do it in a heartbeat. My short time here on Earth is worth it.
The Lakers broadcast team of Joel Meyers and Stu Lantz are the epitome of professional broadcasting. They can have an in-game conversation with celebrities all the time and hardly ever miss a beat. Their pertinent replays are in sequence and they work in their sponsors with taste and class. There's no crazy camera angles and wide shots during the game action. The graphics are relevant and seamless with a touch of high tech coolness.
It's a damn shame basketball purists have to be subjected to the numerous clueless networks' version of the last two rounds of the playoffs. I wish we had a choice of whom we could watch cover the games and let the ratings determine a winner like the God awful American Idol does, where people's vote might really count.
Sorry Barack.
Thanks for reading the Hustle and remember... Give peace a chance.
NBA Playoff Foreplay
Can you really take a professional sport seriously when over half the teams in the league make the post season? I love the NBA, but the playoffs drag on like a Viagra induced four hour erection.
Charles Barkley might be my favorite person on TV. He reminds me of the outcast uncle who shows up for Thanksgiving smelling of booze and cheap hookers, and then asks you if he can borrow twenty bucks.
Watching the Eastern Conference playoffs is like watching the WNBA.
On second thought, I take that back and send my sincere apologies to the WNBA. I’d pick the Los Angeles Sparks over the Boston Celtics in 6 games. Lisa Leslie and Candace Parker could take K.G. and Paul Pierce any day.
If you like the San Antonio Spur’s methodical, slow paced style of play then you probably also like watching paint dry, waiting for water to boil, fantasy bass fishing, and dry humping with snow pants on.
Speaking of fantasy bass fishing, if you don’t have Billy McCaghren on your team it’s gonna be a long season for you, my friend.
If you’re anything like me you’re name is Matt Toomey and your wife loves it when the last 48 seconds of an NBA playoff game takes 17 minutes.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Jabril Hodges Held Onto His Dreams Now They’re Close To Reality
Stay tuned later this week when Jabril gives thewestbias.com his first interview since the seasons end and discusses future plans and goals.
Thursday, March 13, 2008
The Run’N’Gun Column: Keeping up with the W’s for the Everyday Fan
Warriors Survive a Prehistoric Collapse 117 to 106
First off everyone please do not be fooled by the score, sure we won by 10, but we also gave up a 20 point lead after a great first quarter start. The Dinosaurs almost made the Warriors look as if they were playing to survive.
In the end however, the Warriors showed why we deserve to be in the playoffs…….and it was our ability to never give up even when things looked bleak (Ok they weren’t that bleak, I’ll admit that scoring in the paint was a million times easier without Bosh there).
So the positives first, can I say we might possibly have one of the best backcourts in the NBA? Ummm how about hells yes.
33 + 25 = Awesomesuperfragilistic chemistry. Lets not forget the 15 dimes and that amazing blocked shot from Baron Davis……..on 7 footer Nesterovic (Biedrins also had a couple nice blocks too in the first).
But their back courts were just as effective that night as well, with Anthony Parker and TJ Ford playing like the Raptors we are so used to seeing in the Jurassic Park movies…..fast, furious, and pretty freakin smart. TJ Ford again showcased why he probably might be one of the most underrated guards in the league, scoring a very scary 13 in the fourth and Mr. Parker having both a 60+ FG percentage in the paint and on the perimeter (Me and my buddies were wondering where the hell this guy came from, cause he can flat out shoot).
Despite the Raptors ability to be efficient scorers both in and outside the paint, without a dominant interior game, it becomes a shootout, and who better to try to outshoot than a team who lives and plays by that same style. If you think about it, the Raptors are technically the Warriors version 0.2…………in the eastern conference…….led by a black cowboy(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv7IZP7u9FE).
On another note, I would also like to say that the Warriors inside cuts are a lot cleaner. Before they would just play off 1 on 1 mismatches, but the whole offense is beginning to move even without the ball, giving people like Baron, Monte, and SJax even more opportunities to score on the run and with the half court sets. It truly really is a great opportunity to see this team grow right in front of our eyes.
Hopefully we will continue to play with this same intensity, minus the fourth quarter early collapse.
Friday, March 7, 2008
The Dark Horse?
The powerful West Conference is not disappointing with perennial veterans like Kobe Bryant leading the Lakers back to the top and the new comers like New Orlean’s Chris Paul bringing the hope to the Hornets. However, with all the attention going to the Celtics, LeBron single handedly leading the Cavaliers, and Houston’s seventeen game winning streak, there is one team everyone is forgetting about, the San Antonio Spurs. Quietly, the Spurs who were forgotten about in the first half of the season have managed to rack up the third best record in the league and first in the dominant West. Oh by the way, they have won twelve straight.
Why do I do this ever year? Every year I sit back watching the NBA and seem to forget that the third team from Texas has the best winning percentage of any team in professional sports. Yes, better than the Patriots, Yankees and Red Sox. We forget San Antonio because of its lack of marketable superstars.
The NBA is a league of superstars and a game based more on personal performances over teamwork. The casual NBA fan associates with players more than the teams they play for. This is through marketing, advertising and television exposure.
Let’s face it, Tim Duncan pulling down 11.6 rebounds a game is not as exciting to see on Sports Center as LeBron driving and dunking over three guys. Because of this and Duncan’s mild mannered off court personality, marketers and advertisers do not give him the big marketing deals other superstars get. Tony Parker and Manu Ginobili although more exciting to watch than Duncan, are also not promoted highly because they are seen more as international players with less appeal to the American public.
Despite this the Spurs have continued to play under the radar and are posed to make another run at an NBA title this season. So watch out NBA coming in unknown the defending NBA Champion San Antonio Spurs.
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Players to Watch
Instead of the same old analysis that is regurgitated over and over I thought it would be refreshing to discuss some players that have thus far gone under the radar, but will ultimately be making huge impacts for their teams. Regardless of whether or not they were involved in blockbuster trades recently. Here are some players to watch that haven't been talked about much but will be soon.
Monta Ellis- Over the past few weeks Monta has been on an unbelievable tear. So much so that teams are beginning to take notice and try to plan their defense accordingly. However, it has not seemed to matter much. In the month of February all he has done is average 26.6 per game along with 4.8 boards and 4.7 assists per. Oh and by the way, in that time he's shooting 61% from the field! Pretty amazing any way you look at it for a 22 year old guard who stands only 6'3 and weighs less than 200 pounds. Early in the season he started passing on open threes instead favoring more of the 10-15 foot shot range where he thrives. Recently he has turned himself into a force on the offensive end. He's now nearly automatic from mid range and opponents must respect the shot which has opened up Monta for many a crafty finish near the rim. Last year the Warriors upset the Mavericks in the first round of the playoffs but what becomes scary is the fact that Monta did not factor in that series. This year he's playing with confidence and will certainly figure in Don Nelson's postseason plans. As long as they qualify for the post season that is, which looks only slightly less up in the air with the season ending injury to Yao.
Joe Smith- Oh, by the way the Cavs made a trade as well, not sure if you had heard. Joe Smith was easily the least ballyhooed member of the Sczerbiak/Wallace/West/Smith quartet that Danny Ferry scored at the trade deadline. While those other three players will certainly make large contributions, and in my own estimation provide more than enough help to Lebron in winning the East, Joe Smith's value as a post scorer off the bench has been underrated. In the five games he's played since his arrival in Cleveland, he's scored at least 8 points along with 6 rebounds in all but one contest, which was in a game against the lowly Timberwolves in which the Cavaliers handily won. All of this has been in appearances coming off the bench. There was talk of the Cavs missing Drew Gooden, but as far as im concerned Joe Smith is the same player if not more. If nothing else, they lost that hideous beard Gooden wears, which has to be considered a positive.
Tyson Chandler- We know about Chris Paul, we've heard a few whispers about David West, but Tyson Chandler has been a big contributor on a playoff team in the West who has been mostly unmentioned. His numbers (11.7 PPG, 12.2 Reb. 0.8 Blk) are certainly respectable but they don't tell the whole story. It is clear that to be successful in the Western playoffs, the ability to defend the post is crucial. The West contains a laundry list of more than capable point guards except for perhaps the Lakers, but you can guarantee that Kobe will be doing most of the ballhandling in crunch time so that becomes a non-issue. My point is this, Chris Paul is as good as any point guard in the league. So then, the quality of minutes the Hornets can get out of Chandler and West will ultimately determine how far the Hornets will go in the playoffs. I feel that Chris Paul is so good, and his intensity will be so high throughout the course of a 7 game series that the Hornets become pretty damn imposing once you factor in an effective Tyson Chandler. He's shown that he is capable of playing very good defense, as well a being a very good defensive rebounder. If he holds his own on that end of the floor, everything he gives on offense is basically a bonus.
Hedo Turkoglu- Lost in the Dwight Howard dunk contest hype and huge contract given to Rashard Lewis has been the sensational play of Turkoglu this season for Orlando. All he's done this year is average nearly 20 points a game while adding 6 rebounds and almost 5 assists per. Those numbers are up from 13.3, 4 and 3.2 respectively. Can you NBA's most improved player? Everyone wants to talk about Boston, Detroit, Cleveland when discussing the Eastern conference playoffs, but if I'm any of those teams I'm not exactly jumping out of my seat to face the Orlando Magic. Dwight Howard is a beast, this is well chronicled. With Turkoglu and the aforementioned Lewis spreading the floor, this team has some very good options on offense as well as one of best rim-defenders in the league in Howard. If Turkoglu plays as well or better than he has all season and they get some decent point guard play, don't be too surprised if you see the Magic making a run in the East. Crazier things have happened.
Manu Ginobli- It has almost become a rite of late winter, the Spurs appear to be struggling and everyone tells us that they're too old and too slow and that this is the year that their age catches up to them in the playoffs. Next thing you know the playoffs come around and all of a sudden we can't stop hearing about how savvy and experienced they are, and how effective their grind it out, uber tough defense, half court style of play is. Here's the thing, the Spurs are really good, and this year, just like every other year it seems, nobody is really talking about them. Quietly they added veterans Damon Staudamire and Kurt Thomas who you just know will fit in perfectly. Also, even more quietly, Manu Ginobli is having a career year. This year he's averaging over 20 points a game, which is about 4 points more than his previous career high. Add to that the fact that he is an absolute crunch time killer and suddenly the Spurs aren't as done as you thought. Think about this, the Spurs are the defending champs and they still have the reigning finals MVP in Tony Parker who now has another year of finals experience under his belt, arguably the best coach in the league and easily the most underrated, in Greg Popovich, and oh yea, possibly the greatest power forward of all time in Tim Duncan, and now they're adding a career year from Ginobli! The Spurs certainly aren't getting any younger, but you can bet your life they won't go down easily this postseason if at all.